Asbestos messes with your brain
Dieldrin is a moth-proofing agent
Ammonia irritates your eyes
Mix it with bleach and you'll be comatised
Petroleum distillates we postulate give cancer to the lung
So you don't wanna breathe that shit in
And monosaccarides are very nice but rot away your gums
Can somebody save me please?
I'm losing the will to live
From fear of disease
These things are surrounding me
Oh my god
And so I'm moving to the countryside
To get away from this toxicity
I'll grow a beard and brew some herbal tea
I'll wear a leaf and burn my PVCs
Wait, that releases CFCs
And MPTP will give me PD
Wait come to think of it I think I'm better back inside the womb
Cos mama won't raise no fool
Boston post-punk outfit Junk Ranchers broke up in 1986 before this, their debut album, was released; darkly melodic, it's a long-lost gem. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 22, 2020